I’m watching the MSU @ USC basketball game when my six year old asks me a question.
Her: Hey, Daddy? When it’s time for Mama’s baby to get here, is her belly going to bust open?
Me: No, her belly won’t bust open.
Her: So how does the baby come out?
Me: Um, it…. I’ll let you ask your mom…
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23/02/2008 at 5:34 pm Permalink
“Well, honey, the doctor will take these huge metal salad tongs, just like he did when you were born, and then…”
“Mommy, Daddy’s telling fibs!!! How will the baby really come out??”
23/02/2008 at 6:00 pm Permalink
“Hopefully, it will come out naturally.”
“What is naturally?”
“The way nature intended, part of God’s plan. You may ask Him.”
25/02/2008 at 11:56 am Permalink
you skirted the issue… chicken