What job would you definitely not want to have?
Rat catcher

Oprah calls and wants you to appear on her show. What would that day’s show be about?
People who don’t like Oprah.

Name 3 vegetables that you eat on a regular basis.
Potato, Spinach, Tomato (not really a veggie, but will have to do)

Main Course
If you were commissioned to rename your hometown, what would you call it?
Rail Town

If you had a personal assistant, what kind of tasks would you have them to do?
Pick up after me, give positive criticism, read to me while I drive, play ping-pong.