What job would you definitely not want to have?

To work at Fred’s Dollar Store. For some reason that store is always depressing to me. Seems to suck the life out of me.

Oprah calls and wants you to appear on her show. What would that day’s show be about?

Surprising people with a new home built by the people on Extreme Makeover Home Edition. Either that or a panel of people who don’t really like Oprah but still find theirselves watching it now and then by mistake.

Name 3 vegetables that you eat on a regular basis.

Potatos, brocolli, lettuce

Main Course
If you were commissioned to rename your hometown, what would you call it?

Adultryville? No, that wouldn’t be nice.

If you had a personal assistant, what kind of tasks would you have them to do?

Make me lots and lots of money so I could give it away.