Appetizer
What’s one word or phrase that you use a lot?

Indeed.
Soup
Name something you always seem to put off until the last minute.

Um, you name it! I’m that kind of guy.
Salad
What was the last great bumper sticker you saw?

Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?
Main Course
If you could be invisible for one day, how would you spend your time?

Being blind. I’d not have a retina for the light to shine on, therefore I’d be sightless.
Dessert
Describe your hair.

In need of a cut, by my standards. Used to be fine, beginning to get course. A few stray white ones. You gotta look.