Like I was saying....

Tom Cruise and Kaie Holmes' new baby

Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes baby thing. They named their little girl Suri because they apparently opened up a baby name book and it just leapt off the page at them. In their official release, Tom and Katie say the name means “red rose” in Persian and “princess” in Hebrew… Ummm… Er….. You guys were a little off the mark there. A Hebrew expert says Suri actually means “go away” when you use it toward a female, so it’s pretty fair to say that the new parents made a mistake here…By the way, Suri also means “pointy nose” in some Indian dialects and “pickpocket” in Japanese. So ultimately, Tom and Katie have named their kid “Go away, you little pointy-nosed pickpocket” Cruise. HI-larious.


  1. Ben Gray

    That’s hilarious! I’m glad my parents aren’t movie stars.

  2. Blake

    Having move star parents could be interesting. But having TomKat as your parents could be quite weird. I think I’ll stick w/ my name instead of some ancient Persian/Hebrew/Japanese conglomeration.

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